I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
