Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
So. Much. Porn.
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