He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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