theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I need to sanitize my soul.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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