Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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