Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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