You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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