Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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