a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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