butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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