idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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