i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
did you just send me my own nude
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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