Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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