Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
tonight lets celebrate not being married
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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