Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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