Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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