I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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