It's like a parade of train wrecks.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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