I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
third nipple confirmed
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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