some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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