Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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