I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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