Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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