i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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