Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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