You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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