Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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