that's an acceptable place to lick
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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