it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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