can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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