Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I'm both gender and math confused
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