Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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