I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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