Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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