Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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