It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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