Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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