Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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