So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
