That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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