so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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