i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
i think im in europe. pls send help
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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