we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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