The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
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