If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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