why didn't you poke me back
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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