But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I have post one night stand depression
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