Sry I called you an 8
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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