I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
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