ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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